The Web Page You Have Reached http://www.twpyhr.com Telephone sounds and recordings, graphics, text files and more! presents... Real Life Hacking: Profitable Punishment by Jennifer Martino June 8, 2004 All that glitters isn't gold. Similarly, all that is brown isn't shit. Faced with a choice you, by definition, have more than one option. Each have their benefits and detriments. And sometimes the choice without negative connotation isn't the best choice. I went to a Catholic high school. We were required to attend mass every week. Mass lasted an hour long. If you did not attend mass, you were punished with 1/2 hour of work. So, by skipping mass and taking the punishment, I recouped 1/2 hour of time already alloted to the weekly mass.