THE MINDVOX WORDS COLLECTION
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An Explanation of This File:
This is a collection of "words" from the Mindvox BBS, which were commands
you could type at the Mindvox Prompt and get little easter eggs, information,
and other interesting text. This was previously a large collection of tiny
files and have been combined for easier reading. In each case, the word
surrounded by ":::::::::::::::" is the word you would have typed to get
the text following it.
- Jason Scott
TEXTFILES.COM
From the "MindVox FC -- Last Gathering of the Usual Suspects" Collection.
This File is (c) 1991-2001 MindVox, Inc. and all rights are reserved.
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165
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Packard Ave
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2600
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Eric Corley shot John Lennon
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65c02
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Yes, it was a rad chip.. Too bad the main stream didn't realize it
before it was too late!
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666
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Welcome to Devil Worshippers Anonymous. Your Dead host is a
Lord. As circumstance would dictate, the world ended 15 minutes
ago and you are lost in an endless loop that will continue to
spiral into infinity forevermore.
Worship the Humble Tree Sloth and learn from his divine wisdom or
you too will surely burn in the fires of hell with all the other
godless heathen scum.
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99e99
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?OVERFLOW ERROR in 1992
]LIST
2 REM *** NETWORKS/UX XVIII v2.07 Rev D6 ***
3 REM *** Ported by Galactic Knight and The Space Grud ***
4 REM *** Applesoft Basic was ported to Unix by Murdering Thug ***
5 REM *** (c) 1964 Rebel Alliance West ***
^C
]CALL -151
*C0E9 C0EF
*^C
]CATALOG
I/O ERROR
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:-)
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You found me!
But can you find my friends?!
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INTERNET
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~*
MindVox [~^INTERNET~^] Services
-=/[ UNIX Email Clients ]/=- -=/[ UNIX News Readers ]/=-
elm - Screen-Based Mail Client nn - Screen-Based NewsReader
mail - The Original UNIX Mail tin - Screen-Based NewsReader
pine - Easy-to-use Mail Client trn - Threaded UNIX NewsReader
-=/[ Network Travel ]/=- -=/[ Diagnostic Utilities ]/=-
Telnet - Telnet TCP/IP Protocol Dig - Domain Information Groper
TN3270 - Telnet W/IBM-3270 Support NSlookUp - Query Domain Name Servers
-=/[ Information Navigation and File Transfer Utilities ]/=-
Archie - Internet File Location Tool WWW - Browse World Wide Web
FTP - Std. File Transfer Protocol WAIS - Wide Area Info Serv.
Gopher - Hypertxt Network Browser Whois - Info on Network or User
-=/[ Real-time Communication ]/=-
IRC - World-Wide Internet Chat Talk - Chat With another User
Phone - Multi-user Local Chat yTalk - Multi-user Local Chat
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Internet
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~*
MindVox [~^INTERNET~^] Services
-=/[ UNIX Email Clients ]/=- -=/[ UNIX News Readers ]/=-
elm - Screen-Based Mail Client nn - Screen-Based NewsReader
mail - The Original UNIX Mail tin - Screen-Based NewsReader
pine - Easy-to-use Mail Client trn - Threaded UNIX NewsReader
-=/[ Network Travel ]/=- -=/[ Diagnostic Utilities ]/=-
Telnet - Telnet TCP/IP Protocol Dig - Domain Information Groper
TN3270 - Telnet W/IBM-3270 Support NSlookUp - Query Domain Name Servers
-=/[ Information Navigation and File Transfer Utilities ]/=-
Archie - Internet File Location Tool WWW - Browse World Wide Web
FTP - Std. File Transfer Protocol WAIS - Wide Area Info Serv.
Gopher - Hypertxt Network Browser Whois - Info on Network or User
-=/[ Real-time Communication ]/=-
IRC - World-Wide Internet Chat Talk - Chat With another User
Phone - Multi-user Local Chat yTalk - Multi-user Local Chat
*** TRASH: directory ***
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address
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Phantom Access Technologies, Inc.
175 Fifth Avenue, Suite: 2614
New York, NY 10010
+1 212 989-2418
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awk
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sed
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bitch
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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bruce
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Bruce is drunk and *I* have root, so you better be fucking nice to me or else!
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bufu
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YUM YUM YUM
BUFU IS GOOD
I AM GHOULO
LORD MIGHTY OF THE BLUE NINE
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c0e9
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How dare you!?!?!
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c0ef
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How dare you!?!?!
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call
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(6502 monitor is under construction)
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call-151
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(6502 monitor is under construction)
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cancel
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To Cancel or Suspend your MindVox membership send FEEDBACK to the System
Administrators (type feedback at the Main Menu) or contact our office
directly at:
MindVox
1133 Broadway, Suite 1124
New York, NY 10010
telephone: (212) 843 5535
fax: (212) 843 5531
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catalog
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?I/O ERROR
]
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cdc
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Just say moo!
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chink
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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count
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extern int counter();
extern int each[7] = { 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, };
count()
{
int i;
if (!sysop) { insuff(); return; }
for (i = 0; i < 7; i++)
each[i] = 0;
walkpw (NULL, counter);
for (i = 0; methods[i]; i++)
print("%s: %d\n", methods[i], each[i]);
}
int counter (pw)
PROFILE *pw;
{
each[pw->billtype]++;
return 0;
}
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damn
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The gnome walks out from behind the bushes where he was hiding, points the
great ROD OF DAMNATION at you, and says, "Your wish is my command" as he
dooms you to a life of eternal wandering amongst a million Galacticomms.
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dir
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God dammit Jim! You're not using DOS anymore!
dir THIS! PHIBER AND KATHY FEREVER! Or Until the Milk Dudz run out!
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editor
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You may change your Editor by choosing SETTINGS from the Main Menu.
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evan
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is a hottie.
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exit
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Type "BYE" to disconnect from MindVox.
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fart
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... That felt good.
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fnord
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Fnord is the only ****** to see *** from the normal humans. If you are
having problems with your ***** or the **** ********* please call in a
service tech. The earth number is 212-989-****.
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fuck
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FUCKING is prohibited.
Type HELP for help.
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galvelston
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Ah . . . You must be the Grand High Exarch.
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galvleston
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Ah . . . You must be the Grand High Exarch.
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gavelston
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Ah . . . You must be the Grand High Exarch.
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go
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Use the FORUMS command to read messages
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gook
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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hebe
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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heeb
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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internet
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~*
MindVox [~^INTERNET~^] Services
-=/[ UNIX Email Clients ]/=- -=/[ UNIX News Readers ]/=-
elm - Screen-Based Mail Client nn - Screen-Based NewsReader
mail - The Original UNIX Mail tin - Screen-Based NewsReader
pine - Easy-to-use Mail Client trn - Threaded UNIX NewsReader
-=/[ Network Travel ]/=- -=/[ Diagnostic Utilities ]/=-
Telnet - Telnet TCP/IP Protocol Dig - Domain Information Groper
TN3270 - Telnet W/IBM-3270 Support NSlookUp - Query Domain Name Servers
-=/[ Information Navigation and File Transfer Utilities ]/=-
Archie - Internet File Location Tool WWW - Browse World Wide Web
FTP - Std. File Transfer Protocol WAIS - Wide Area Info Serv.
Gopher - Hypertxt Network Browser Whois - Info on Network or User
-=/[ Real-time Communication ]/=-
IRC - World-Wide Internet Chat Talk - Chat With another User
Phone - Multi-user Local Chat yTalk - Multi-user Local Chat
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joshua
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~*
"GAMES" REFERS TO MODELS, SIMULATIONS AND GAMES
WHICH HAVE TACTICAL AND STRATEGIC APPLICATIONS.
list Games
FALKEN'S MAZE
BLACK JACK
GIN RUMMY
HEARTS
BRIDGE
CHECKERS
CHESS
POKER
FIGHTER COMBAT
GUERILLA ENGAGEMENT
DESERT WARFARE
AIR-TO-GROUND ACTIONS
THEATREWIDE TACTICAL WARFARE
THEATREWIDE BIOTOXIC AND CHEMICAL WARFARE
GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR
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julio
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is a narc
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kai
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kai has overrun our system like a newspaper on the highway.
Ain't it fun when you are so high that your fingers could
touch the sky....
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kai666
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Ain't it fun when you're always on the run, Ain't it fun when
your friends despise what you've become, Aint it fun when you
get so high, that your fingers could touch the sky...
Ain't it fun when you know you're gonna die young -Stiv Bators [R.I.P.]
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kieran
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************************************
* *
* K I E R A N R O C K S *
* *
************************************
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kike
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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klassikvox
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~*
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kyke
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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landru
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Peace and Goodwill, brother.
Are you of the body?
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leviss
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reiss
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lex
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yacc
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lod
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$$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$$
LOD LOD
$$$ LOD Never Dies! / We just re-appear in sequels! We shall proudly reign $$$
$L$ forever and -- <cough> <cough> Hey . . . where's my heart medication? $L$
$O$ And my funny hat, I WANT MY FUNNY HAT *RIGHT NOW* or I'm going to have $O$
$D$ a stroke. You whippersnappers, why in my day we used 40 columns and $D$
$$$ UPPERCASE AND 300 BAUD. AND WE LIKED IT, Why I can remember when . . . $$$
LOD LOD
$$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$LOD$$
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ls
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God dammit Jim! You're not using Unix anymore!
ls THIS!
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maelstrom
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~*
MindVox [~^MAELSTROM~^] Simulation
Approaching the portal that leads to the world of MaelStrom your eyes are
drawn to an old Edison record player that is skipping endlessly over the
same portion of a thick record, sporadically emitting a riff from Stairway
to Heaven amidst a lot of static. Just as you are about to move closer for
a look, a large black hearse screeches to a halt in front of you. Your eyes
travel along the smooth classic lines of the vehicle, stopping at the front
bumper, adorned with bumper stickers bearing the inscriptions:
[Grateful Dead] [LorDz AnoNYmOus wuZ HeRe] and [Madonna! VOGUE!]
Before you have time to ponder the deep meaning in all this, the doors open
with a rusty screech and a large dwarf leaps out of the car and runs towards
you. As he gets near you can make out that he is dressed in rusted armour
covered with some sort of pink slop that doesn't smell too good. Stepping
back to draw a weapon as he nears you, he stops his forward movement and
proclaims:
"MaelStrom is closed. It ain't gonna be open for a while to anybody but da
playin-testers. And you don't look like one of 'em to me..."
Pausing to re-adjust his leather hat, which has a garish neon-colored pin
stuck in it, reading: "OS/2 is THE answer... What was the question again?"
he continues:
"If you want to be eaten alive by giant bugs, or smashed to pieces by core
dumps den youz can contact the life support team and leave them mails..."
Thinking for an instant, he suddenly gets a sly glint in his eye and says:
"Oh say, I was walkin down dis street right, and holdin' mah ATM card and
then dese muggers dey came and wuz stealin it, and dey trows wine all over
me and den makes me a job offer only I got to joins my fambly in Joisey and
I can't get a dollar for the bus to ride a cab ona broom right?..."
Scratching his scraggly beard, the dwarf stops mid-sentence, looks at the
sky, which appears to cycle through the color spectrum every minute or two.
As his eyes travel across the shifting expanse, he begins to speak in a
monotone voice;
"TV is in the MIND you understand... It FLEW out of Bill Cook and into Dale
Drew, where it squished around making his mind VERY SORE -- but then as the
breaded rain of studded nerf balls crashed onto the astro-turf, the outer-
people of the inner-planes chose that instant to lodge massive complications
about the convulsions in question. After the priceless documentation,
valued at 12 billion dollars and so many man-years of effort that the
universe hasn't existed long enough for it to be tangible, the black hat
FLEW out of Clifford Stoll and into the cast-off sea of whale images.
Wiping the spittle from his mouth, the dwarf finishes,
"Yo-yo's are VERY dangerous"
This said, he turns around and begins to walk back towards his vehicle.
Within a few moments you lose sight of him as everything takes on the con-
sistency of jello and begins melting into itself before finally dissappear-
ing in a wave of static.
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mdreyfus
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I'm... I'm not like other guys. Sometimes I lay awake in bed late at night,
mopping the sweat from my greasy brow with the wrinkled pages of this month's
copy of Sluts In Heat, and feel as if I will just BURST with specialness.
"Please Hold me, I need love"
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megawhiteboy
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See: supernigger
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melzter
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Uh, hey, it kinda fell off the back of a truck, uh huh, anyway ya interested?
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mick
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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mindvox
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MindVox. We help people to hurt themselves.
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mod
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Hacking Secrets of the MoD Revealed!
------------------------------------
Hey Mark, what command do I type on the DMS100 to turn off Erikb's phone line?
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mondo
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Scary ain't it? Type: Go Mondo if you're interested.
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moresecurity
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And the adventure continues.
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negro
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crazed and on a rampage
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nigger
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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nip
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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patrick
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Patrick is nodded out. He is scheduled to emerge from a drug stupor in 2027.
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persist
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Always recall the first rule of system security:
If one takes an "I think I can, I think I can" attitude, chances are
they will turn into little (red) childish vehicles deluded by self-hypnosis.
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phiber
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ummm... what i'm trying to say is... uhmmm... yeah, uhh
hmm, the point i wanna make is uhh... yeah right, uhhhh
the fact is... uhmm, what i'm trying to say is... d'oh!
'Who needs GIRLS, when you've got... _PASSWORDS_ !@%$!%'
GIVE ME MORE CHICKEN SOUP
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phrack
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Don't be smokin' no Phrack!
It get you addicted!
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plugh
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Nothing happens.
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ppp
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MindVox does not offer SLIP or PPP accounts at this time.
If you already have a SLIP or PPP account, and you would like to download
software for Windows 3.1, Windows 95 or the Macintosh, type SOFTWARE at the
Main Menu.
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psi
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Performance Systems International, Inc.
"We Lose News!"
Large newsfeed getting you down? Having trouble finding disk space for all of
it? Your worries are over! PSI delivers up to 100% LESS news than a regular
USENET newsfeed! While UUNET is filling up their customers' storage systems
with up to 40 megabytes per day, PSI is working hard to fix the myriad of
problems we've encountered from overselling our bandwidth by a factor of about
10 and hiring nincompoops to maintain our network. And since our routers
almost never function properly it means higher profits for US and less News
for YOU. So why invest $2000 in another gigabyte of hard disk space? Go with
PSI and make better use of what you have now!
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purlah
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There are some things that even YOU will never understand.
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quit
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Type "BYE" to disconnect from MindVox.
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r
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Use the FORUMS command to read messages
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reiss
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vince
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return
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To Return to the Previous Menu type "Quit"
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roark
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mmmmmmmmmmm, barbecue
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roman
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"Hey Dave, do you like me?"
"Yeah, Roman"
"Why?"
"Cuz you're a cool guy."
"Awright!!!"
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scoundrl
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If you are reading this, you have exactly 12 seconds (more or less) to
come to peace with whatever god you pray to, cuz i hate to say it, but
your Kidney will EXPLODE!!!!!!!!
thanx
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security
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Hasn't anyone ever told you that locks only keep out honest people?
Secrets were meant to be shared? Rules were meant to be broken?
Have you seen War Games? Sneakers? The Cuckoos Egg? The nerdy kid down the
street who still uses 8" floppies and a 300 baud acoustic coupler?
Did you believe what you saw? Didn't anyone tell you to believe none of
what you hear and only half of what you see? Which half do you believe?
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sed
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lex
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shit
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Find a bathroom first you uncouth lout!
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slip
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MindVox does not offer SLIP or PPP accounts at this time.
If you already have a SLIP or PPP account, and you would like to download
software for Windows 3.1, Windows 95 or the Macintosh, type SOFTWARE at the
Main Menu.
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slowdog
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Bitch Moan Complain
Call 1-800 slowdog
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smink
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sven
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smoke
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SMOKING is not permitted on domestic flights!
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spic
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Political Incorrectness will NOT be tolerated. The Gestapo are on their way!
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sratte
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cDc r00lz. All Hail the Might of cDc, B0w down and worsh1p at its altar!
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supernigger
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Yo yo yo! SuperNigger is God yo! Aha!
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suspend
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To Cancel or Suspend your MindVox membership send FEEDBACK to the System
Administrators (type feedback at the Main Menu).
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sven
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leviss
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telenet
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It's TELNET! T-E-L-N-E-T!
Telenet is an atrocity often mistaken for an X.25 network.
(see Nuremburg papers for more details)
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theboy
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Brett Genger is SHREWD!
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theboy!
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Brett Genger is SHREWD!
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troff
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awk
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tymnet
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What? You mean the hacker-infested completly insecure British Telecom-owned
Tymnet? You mean the thieving, swindling bastards? Sorry, don't know who
you're talking about.
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vince
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smink
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voidmstr
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>>> voidmstr's law(tm): bandwidth expands to fit the waste available
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voxhack
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Take it from me, it is completely impossible.
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whatami
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Ugly.
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whoami
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<+]) Your full MindVox Address is: ~%A@mindvox.com
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wired
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~^M~^I~^N~^D~^V~^O~^X~^
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wozz
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*rub rub*
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x
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X is for Ecstasy, it comes in blue, green, and yellow tablets,
capsules and powder, respectively. It contains no known
nutrients and is utterly calorie free.
As informative as this little missive might be, it also bears
absolutely no relation to any command on MindVox. Which is NOT
a Galacticomm (cough cough, choke).
No X'ing allowed!
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xyzzy
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Nothing happens.
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yacc
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troff
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yack
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see: yacc